Achievements and Trophies in South Park: The Stick of Truth

Achievements and Trophies are an optional challenge to South Park: The Stick of Truth. There are 39 regular achievements and trophies, 11 hidden achievements and trophies, and 1 platinum trophy. It's recommended to consult guides before attempting to get all 50 (51 if played on PS3/PS4), as there are many permanent missables in the game. Achievements and Trophies in bold are missable.

Regular Achievements and Trophies

Picture	Achievement	Description	Points	Trophy	Directions	Extra Notes
	South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ Platinum Trophy	Collected all South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ trophies.	None	Platinum	For PS3/PS4 user only: Unlocks all the trophies in this game to get the platinum trophy
	New Kid on the Block	You have joined the KKK.	15	Bronze	Complete The Bard.
	First Day in South Park	You completed your first day in South Park.	15	Bronze	Complete Alien Abduction.
	Gingivitis	Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.	15	Bronze	Let a ginger use Ginger Bite on you and don't block it.	Unobtainable after Attack the School.
	Day Walker	You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.	15	Bronze	Loot freckles from an earlier ginger and wear it. Defeat the boss while wearing them.	Unobtainable after the boss is defeated.
	Made This For You	You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.	15	Bronze	Use a toilet to produce a Shit Nugget and throw it at an enemy during battle.
	Are We Cool?	You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.	15	Bronze	Choose the Jew class at the beginning of the game and complete Find Jesus.
	Parkeologist	You opened all of the garages in South Park.	15	Bronze	Open all the garages in South Park.	Garages at the storage center aren't required. Missable if Jimmy's garage key isn't looted during Main Story.
	For the Hoarder	You completed the game without selling any items.	15	Bronze	Don't sell any item during the entire game and complete Betrayal From Within.	Missable if you sell even one item during the Main Story.
	Truth to Power	You farted on four major authority figures.	15	Bronze	Fart on Principal Victoria, Mayor McDaniels, Father Maxi, and the Minister of Montreal.	Missable if you forget to fart on the Minister of Montreal. If you have farted on all four but not gotten the achievement, try using the Cup-A-Spell on Mayor McDaniels.
	Irritable Bowels	You shat your pants during a boss battle.	15	Bronze	Eat a mana potion during a boss battle to fill your mana bar entirely, then overload it with another.	Easiest way to obtain is during The Bard boss fight by not blocking the Brown Note attack.
	Dog Whistle	You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.	15	Bronze	Fart on a dog in the Lost Woods while shrunk.	Another possible dog is the junkyard dog summoned in "Big Game Huntin' With Jimbo".
	Dragon Wrath	You've knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.	15	Bronze	Knock out 3 or more enemies with Dragonshout or Cup a Spell outside of battle.	Easily obtained during Attack the School. Lure the 3 enemies past the hose section with a Sneaky Squeaker to the wall, then blow it up with Cup a Spell.
	Just Saying Hi	You've farted on every buddy in the game.	15	Bronze	Fart on all 6 buddies.
	Re-Buttal	You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.	15	Bronze	Use any fart in battle to interrupt a channeling attack.	Easily obtainable with the Hall Monitor Boss or Underpants Gnomes.
	Heisenberg	You defeated the Meth Tweakers while wearing an Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.	15	Bronze	Wear the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap and defeat the Meth Tweakers.	The Evil Cartman goatee is found in Cartman's living room, and the bald cap is found in the police station, in Romer Stomper's cell. Complete his sidequest to open the door.
	Shutout	You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.	15	Bronze	Block every attack in a single battle perfectly.
	Stay Down	You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.	15	Bronze	Use any fart on any enemy that's knocked out.	Must be 10 different enemies.
	Avenger	You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.	15	Bronze	Defeat 3 enemies while your buddy is knocked out.	If there's 4 enemies, it's still possible to get the No Child Left Behind achievement if you revive them before KOing the 4th.
	No Child Left Behind	You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.	15	Bronze	Complete Betrayal From Within and don't end a battle with your buddy knocked out.	Unlock the Second Wind perk to fully heal an ally with Revive Potions to allow them to stay alive longer.
	Poco Chinpoko	You collected 5 Chinpokomon.	15	Bronze	Collect 5 Chinpokomon in the game.
	Chinpoko Loco	You collected 15 Chinpokomon.	30	Silver	Collect 15 Chinpokomon.
	Chinpokolypse	You collected all of the Chinpokomon.	75	Gold	Collect every single Chinpokomon in the game.	Many Chinpokomon are missable. Consult a guide. This is also required for the More Popular then John Lennon achievement.
	Daddy Issues	You befriended your father.	15	Bronze	Friend your father on Facebook.	Talk to him after you get 50 friends and he'll send you a friend request.
	More Popular Than Jesus	You made friends with half of South Park.	30	Silver	Friend half of everyone in the game.
	More Popular Than John Lennon	Everyone in South Park is your friend.	75	Gold	Befriend everyone in the game.	Refer here on how to befriend all available friends.
	Junk Peddler	You sold 300 junk items.	15	Bronze	Sell 300 items in the Junk tab.
	Ass of Fire	You defeated 20 enemies with Cartman's ass.	15	Bronze	Use Cartman's Burning Cloud special attack to defeat 20 enemies.
	Canadian Handshake	You've farted on people 100 times.	15	Bronze	Fart on people 100 times.	Can be the same person.
	Animal Cruelty	You've farted on animals 25 times.	15	Bronze	Fart on animals 25 times with any fart.	Cows and Rats don't count.
	Pulling Mud	In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.	15	Bronze	Overload your mana bar in 3 separate battles.	Overloading the mana bar means to eat a mana potion when your mana bar is already full.
	Shopaholic	You have collected half of the available costume sets.	15	Bronze	Collect 60 sets of costumes.	Costumes are in the armor tab, not the flair tab. Refer here on where to find them.
	Clothes Whore	You've collected all of the available costumes.	75	Gold	Collect every costume in the game.	Some of these are missable. Refer here for a list of all the missable ones, as well as the rest.
	Friends in Strange Places	You befriended both crab people and gnomes.	15	Bronze	Friend both the Underpants Gnome and Crab Person.	Complete the Gnome's sidequest after the quest Defeat the Underpants Gnomes for his friend request, and use the Nagasaki fart to blow up the boulder in the sewers to reach the Crab Person.
	Weapon Proficiency	Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.	15	Bronze	Score 100 perfect attacks through the course of the game.
	Skilled Defender	Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.	15	Bronze	Block 100 attacks through the course of the game.
	You bastards!	You've let Kenny die 10 times over the course of the game.	15	Bronze	You can let Kenny die by letting his HP go down to 0 or willingly let his special attacks fail.	His kissing attack doesn't kill him. No Child Left Behind is still possible to obtain if you let Kenny revive himself before the battle ends.
	Mastery	You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.	15	Bronze	Unlock every upgrade for one ability.
	Make it Rain!	You've spent $500.	15	Bronze	Spend $500 over the course of the game.
	Full Arsenal	You own all weapons and costumes available in the game.	15	Bronze	Own every weapon and armor piece in the game.	Refer here on how to obtain them. You only need to own the item at one point, so you're free to sell them when you get them.

Hidden Achievements and Trophies

Picture	Achievement	Description	Points	Trophy	Directions	Extra Notes
	KKK Hero	You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.	30	Silver	During the Attack the School quest, fight and defeat Kyle.	Missable if you choose to fight Cartman
	Elven Hero	You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle	30	Silver	During the Attack the School quest, fight and defeat Cartman.	Missable if you choose to fight Kyle.
	Noncomformist	You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.	15	Bronze	Complete the Gain New Allies quest.
	Inside Joke	While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.	15	Bronze	Use the Rawhide Whip you obtained from Mr. Slave's sidequest while battling inside Mr. Slave's rectum.	Missable if you complete the quest.
	Acceptance	You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.	15	Bronze	Either enter your name as Douchebag or say yes to both of Cartman's questions after you enter your name.	Missable if you say no once.
	Face Hoff	You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.	15	Bronze	Go to Tom's Rhinoplasty and choose The Hoff procedure and complete Betrayal From Within.
	Two Girls, One Stick	You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.	15	Bronze	Wear all parts of the disguise the girls gave you in the Unplanned Parenthood quest and complete Betrayal From Within.
	Outpatient	You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.	15	Bronze	Complete Betrayal From Within while you have Dire AIDS.	Dire AIDS can be contracted through the melee attacks of any enemy in Canada, although they rarely use basic melee attacks.
	Perverted	You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.	15	Bronze	During Defeat the Underpants Gnomes, exit the mouse hole and watch your parents have sex for 60 seconds.	If you live with anyone else, either put headphones in or TURN YOUR VOLUME DOWN!
	Stick Savior	You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.	30	Silver	Complete Betrayal From Within.
	Too Far	You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.	15	Bronze	Use any fart on any dead Zombie Nazi Fetus.	Farting on the boss Zombie fetus counts as well.