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Alien Guards are enemies in the Alien Abduction quest.

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They have the long, thin, white bodies of all aliens, but they also wear police hats and a uniform. They also carry a space taser.


Special Abilities

Melee Attack - An attack that hits three times.

Perfect Dodge Stance - For a couple turns, the Alien Guard cannot be hit by normal attacks and can only be damaged by abilities.

Space Taser - A single hitting attack that inflicts Attack Down if not blocked.


They are guards on the alien spaceship that abducts the player. They patrol the spaceship and fight the New Kid whenever they encounter him.