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Calamity Heidi is Heidi Turner's Adventure set card in South Park: Phone Destroyer.

Calamity Heidi is a basic attack unit, meaning that she has no special abilities.


  • Summoned
    • "Don't. Mess. With Heidi."
    • "All right, who's looking to tussle?"
    • "I'm smart AND funny!"
    • "Keep back, you dogs!"
    • "You're gonna get it, and I'm gonna give it to you!"

Update History

  • 07/18/17
    • Energy cost decreased from 3 to 2
  • 04/19/18
    • Base health decreased from 150 to 130


  • Sheriff Cartman can be seen on the card art, hiding behind Heidi.
  • Calamity Heidi is a reference to Calamity Jane, a famous American frontierswoman who was known for fighting against the Native Americans during the 19th Century.