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Fastpass is Fastpass's (and therefore Jimmy Valmer's) Superheroes set card in South Park: Phone Destroyer.

When his ability is activated, Fastpass will rush towards the nearest enemy and strike them. He will then return to his original position, damaging any other enemies in his path.


  • Summoned
    • "You'll never see me c-c-coming!"
    • "Super villains have no hope!"
  • Using ability
    • "Fastpass go!"
    • "Surrender now!"
  • Defeated
    • "Slowing down."
    • "Ouch! I stubbed my toe!"
    • "Just g-give me a moment!"

Update History

  • 07/15/19
    • Added to the game.
  • 09/02/19
    • Added to all lockers and shops.
  • 09/18/19
    • Bug allowing Fastpass to use his ability without a target in range fixed.
  • 10/01/19
    • Bug allowing Fastpass's ability to affect Tupperware and flying units fixed.