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The elves took the stick at night! Dirty little cheaters.

The Stick of Truth.jpg Don't gaze at it too long!

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Go to the Goth Kids and gather the items they tell you to get. Kyle has you brought back to his house and tells you to not trust the wizard. Help Randy with proving its not a Taco Bell at the mall, and he'll help you finish the Goths' quest. Afterwards, recruit them to whichever side you choose.


Walk out your door, and you will be greeted by Cartman. If you haven't already turned on the TV, he'll put on the news about the UFO crash, and then tells you the elves used it to steal the stick and broke the rules by doing so. You must recruit the Goth kids to help get the stick back. Head to the school and go to the gate on the right. Walk up to the Goths and talk to them. For this part of the quest, visit Nonconformist.

After you get the items, return to them. They will give you one final task. For this portion of the quest, go to PTA Problems.

With the Goth kids now ready to join, either return to Kupa Keep or the Elven Kingdom and talk to Cartman or Kyle. Climb either the Kupa Keep tower or the Elf Tree (depending on the side you chose) and signal the Goths.