The abortion records are written in some sort of Orcish.

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This is another straightforward and simple quest. Annie takes you back to the girls. The records are in French, so you need to find someone to translate. Return to the Elven Kingdom. Cartman recognizes the language from Canada, and gives you a passport and the new name Larry Bobinski. You need a photo first though.

Head to Photo Dojo on the east corner of main street. Talk to the receptionist, who will tell you to walk in the back. He goes to take the picture, but dislikes your outfit. You can either keep it on or take it off. Regardless, after two refusals, you have to take it off or take it off. He then dislikes your shirt, and again you have the choice to remove it or not, but you'll have to take it off eventually. He feels the same way about your pants, and you're given a choice for a third time. 

Finally, he tells you the underwear won't work either. Before you can decide to remove them, the real photographer comes out. He says the man is a pedophile and the battle begins. The pedophile has no armor and is very weak. His only attack is taking pictures of you, which doesn't hurt and can't be blocked. Once defeated, your picture is taken.

It's time to go to Canada. Enter the lost forest and, as Kyle said, head North, then North again. North... and then North. You'll come across a gate and a guard. Talk to the guard and he will let you into the great 8-bit nation of Canada.

Enter Ottawa and go to the palace.

The end of this multi-part quest is found at O Canada.