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Kelly Gardner is a friend who is a minor character in South Park: The Stick of Truth. She says she is much faster at Facebooking than speaking.


She can be found outside Clyde's house. She will friend the New Kid after he talks to her and explains on Facebook how much faster it is to have a conversation. Ironically, if the player tries to talk to her after, she won’t say a word.

Facebook Messages

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