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This is a complete list of weapons available in South Park: The Stick of Truth, and how to obtain them. All weapons, with the exception of the Class Specific Weapons are listed as Collectables and are part of the "Full Arsenal" achievement.
Note: Missable weapons are highlighted in bold.
Melee Weapons[]
| Image | Name | Location/Quest | Slots | Attributes | Level |
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Mace of Restoration | School: After defeating the Hallway Monitor Boss in the "Detention Sentence" quest, loot his body for his locker key and collect it from his locker BEFORE freeing Craig. | 1 | 33-42 (x3) Healing Strike: On Perfect Attack, heal 5% of HP. |
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Crutch of Weakness | Giggling Donkey: During "The Bard" quest, loot from Jimmy after defeating him. | 1 | 40-52 (x3) Numbing Strike: On Perfect Attack, weakens target's attack. |
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Alien Probe | UFO: During the "Alien Abduction" quest, in a purple chest to the left of the room you are probed in. | 1 | 58-77 (x3) Piercing: Penetrates 20 armor. |
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Stone Hammer | Taco Bell: During the "PTA Problems" quest, on top of the C.I.A. building. Use the probe to get up. | 1 | 245-297 (x2) Shield Smash: Perfect Attack reduces shields by 3. |
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Gnome Pickaxe | Home: During the "Defeat the Underpants Gnomes" quest, in a yellow pouch just before you climb out the outlet into your parents' room. | 2 | 293-387 (x2) Piercing: Penetrates 20 enemy armor. Shield Smash: Perfect Attack reduces shields by 3. |
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Master Razor | Unplanned Parenthood: During the "Unplanned Parenthood" quest, in a yellow pouch under the floor by the Nazi Zombie Gnomes. | 2 | 370-475 (x4) Piercing: Penetrates 50 enemy armor. Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. |
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Vibroblade | Mr. Slave's Ass: During the "Beat Up Clyde" quest, looted from a Nazi Zombie Bacteria next to the iPhone Big Gay Al calls on. | 1 | 910-1225 (x4) +500 Gross |
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Billy Club of Smiting | Token's House: Automatically obtained after defeating Token's security guard in the "Gate Crasher" quest. | 1 | 18-26 (x2) Weaken: On Perfect Attack, lowers target's defenses. |
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Holy Hammer of Smiting | School: Automatically obtained after defeating the Nazi Zombie Ginger Kommandant in the basement during the "Attack the School" quest. | 2 | 104-426 (x3) +100 Holy Weaken: On Perfect Attack, lowers target's defenses. |
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Butters' Hammer of Storm | School: Loot off Butters' body after defeating him in the "Attack the School" quest while sided with the Elves. | 2 | 122-170 (x3) +50 Shock |
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| Slashing Blade of the Ranger | School: Loot off Stan's body after defeating him in the "Attack the School" quest while sided with the Humans. | 2 | 180-250 (x2) Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. Wide Hit: A Perfect Attack targets everyone in a column. |
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ManBearPig Claw | Church: Loot off ManBearPig's (Al Gore's) body after defeating him in the "Defeat ManBearPig" quest. | 1 | 280-350 (x3) Reach: Perfect Attack hits the target plus enemy behind. Sharp: Adds 20% damage on Perfect Attack. |
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Magic Wand | Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. | 1 | 25-31 (x2) Burning Surge: Gain 1 PP on Perfect Attack on a burning target. |
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Rogue's Dagger | Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. | 2 | 20-25 (x3) Bloody Surge: 1 PP on Perfect Attack on bleeding targets. |
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Jewish Staff | Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. | 2 | 26-32 (x2) Strength of Torment: +5% damage per debuff on you. |
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Warrior's Blade | Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. | 2 | 17-23 (x2) Armored Strike: Weapon damage increases by 2x your armor value. |
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Kris Dagger | Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. | 1 | 11-16 (x4) Piercing: Penetrates 5 enemy armor. |
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Fatbeard's Blade | Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. | 1 | 95-128 (x2) Magnets: Gain 20% additional money. |
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Fire Sword | Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. | 1 | 175-240 (x3) +400 Fire |
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Staff of Winter | Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. | 1 | 109-148 (x3) +50 Frost Frozen Surge: Gain 10 PP vs a slowed target. |
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Lightning Wand | Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. | 1 | 23-28 (x3) +10 Shock Numbing Strike: On Perfect Attack, weaken target's attack. |
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Noob Hammer | Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. | 1 | 47-62 (x2) | 3 |
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Warrior's Scimitar | Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. | 2 | 25-31 (x3) Armored Strike: Weapon damage increases by 3x you armor value. |
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Sickle Sword of the Faithful | Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. | 1 | 23-28 (x3) +7 Holy Strength of Torment: +5% damage per debuff on you. |
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Club of Smiting | Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. | 1 | 64-85 (x2) Shield Smash: Perfect Attack reduces shields by 1. Weaken: On Perfect Attack, lowers target's defenses. |
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Axe of Stopping | Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. | 1 | 133-185 (X3) Daze: On Perfect Attack, slows your target. |
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Sword of Endings | Purchase from the shop at the Elven Kingdom. | 1 | 545-737 (x3) Called Shot: Gain Attack Up when you kill an enemy. Lucky Break: Gain 100 HP when you kill an enemy. |
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Elf Blade | Purchase from the shop at the Elven Kingdom. | 1 | 117-143 (x3) | 6 |
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Raider's Blade | Purchase from the shop at the Elven Kingdom. | 1 | 151-191 (x3) Sharp: Adds 20% damage on Perfect Attack. Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. |
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Fairy Princess Blade | Purchase from the shop at the Pleases and Sparkles Club. | 2 | 743-993 (x3) Enchanted: Attacks from this weapon bypass enemy defense. |
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Knead-ring, the Dough Hammer | Purchase from the shop at the Pleases and Sparkles Club. | 1 | 476-622 (x4) Shield Smash: Perfect Attack reduces shields by 5. |
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Sweet Katana | Purchase from Jimbo's Guns. | 1 | 1350-1875 (x3) Rend: Destroys 200 armor on Perfect Attack. |
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Warrior's Longsword | Purchase from Jimbo's Guns. | 2 | 216-257 (x3) Warrior's Rage: Gain Attack Up after a Perfect Attack. Armored Strike: Weapon damage increases by 3x your armor value. |
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Rod of Major Boobage | Purchase from Mr. Mackey. | 1 | 270-375 (x2) Daze: On Perfect Attack, slows your target. Weakens: On Perfect Attack, lowers target's defenses. |
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Holy Mossad Knife | Purchase from the shop in Banff, Canada. | 1 | 285-329 (x5) +100 Holy Nazi Slayer: +20% damage against Nazis. Vengeance: Deal 15% more damage when below 25% health. |
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Canadian Halberd | Purchase from the shop in Ottawa, Canada. | 2 | 892-1200 (x2) Wide Hit: A Perfect Attack targets everyone in a column. |
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Claymore of the Warrior | Purchase from the shop in Ottawa, Canada. | 1 | 578-764 (x2) Warrior's Rage: Gain Attack Up after Perfect Attack. Armored Strike: Weapon damage increases by 5x your armor value. Rend: Destroys 50 armor on Perfect Attack. |
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Flamberge Rapier | Purchase from the shop in Winnipeg, Canada. | 1 | 389-501 (x3) Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. Numbing Strike: On Perfect Attack, weakens target's attack. |
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Archmage's Wand | Purchase from the shop in Vancouver, Canada. | 2 | 286-358 (x3) +500 Fire Burning Surge: Gain 5 PP on Perfect Attack on a Burning Target. |
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Axe of the Underworld | Jimbo's Guns: After completing the "Big Game Huntin' with Jimbo" quest, use the Alien Probe power to teleport up to the yellow chest above Jimbo and Ned and loot it. | 1 | 793-1062 (x3) Vampirism: Perfect Attack drains 300 HP from bleeding target. |
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Super Cereal ManBearPig Club | Al Gore's Storage Unit: After completing the "Unfriend Al Gore" quest, go into the room marked "Super Secret KEEP OUT!" and loot the yellow chest on the left side. | 1 | 258-320 (x3) Super Cereal: This item is super cereal. Green: This weapon helps prevent global warming. |
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Kenny's Bloody Club | Kenny's Garage: After defeating the Meth Tweakers, shoot the rubble in the roof and climb up onto the roof. It's inside a yellow chest. | 1 | 13-18 (x3) Sharp: Adds 10% damage on Perfect Attack. |
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Rod of Waste | Sewers: In the main area to the right of Mr. Hankey's house set back is a yellow chest which contains it. If you haven't lowered the water, you'll have to go left of Mr. Hankey's house and make your way there. | 1 | 182-210 (x2) +50 Gross Gross Out: Target starts puking and can't be healed. |
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Serrated Axe of Rending | Vancouver, Canada: To the left of the Duke is a breakable wall with a chest, which contains the helmet. | 1 | 486-636 (x3) Sharp: Adds 20% damage on Perfect Attack. Rend: Destroys 30 armor on Perfect Attack. |
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Dire Scepter | Banff, Canada: There are two ways to get it:
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1 | 347-443 (x3) Dire slayer: +20% vs. Dire monsters. |
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Ranged Weapons[]
| Image | Name | Location/Quest | Slots | Attributes | Level |
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Dodgeball | School: During "Detention Sentence", can be looted from one of the hall monitors in the group that has the brass key. | 1 | 25-52 Bounce: Bounces to hit a random target. Double-hard Hit: Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor. |
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Basketball | School: During "Attack the School", looted from one of the already defeated kids in the cafeteria by the "IN" door. | 1 | 187-393 Bounce: Bounces to hit a random target. Double-hard Hit: Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor. |
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Super Bouncy Ball! | Home: During "Defeat the Underpants Gnomes", in the same pouch as the Gnome Helmet. | 1 | 100 (x9) Chain: Bounces on 9 targets, as long as 3 remain. |
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Poison Grenades | Unplanned Parenthood: During "Unplanned Parenthood", found in the drawer between the records room and the operating room (Must be collected before going into the records room). | 1 | 62 (x6) +250 Gross Out Scatter: Hits up to 6 random targets. |
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Lawn Dart | Clyde's Fortress: During "Beat Up Clyde", in a yellow chest under the balcony in the first room of the fortress. | 1 | 810 (x3) Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. Scatter: Hits up to 3 random targets. |
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Bow of Sucking | Kupa Keep: Automatically obtained during the tutorial in "The New Kid in Town". | 1 | 9 (x3) Triple-hard Hit: Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor. Volley: Fires 3 projectiles that crit if you Perfect Hit. |
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Elvish Shortbow | Giggling Donkey: Automatically obtained after defeating the elves that the bard summons in the basement during "The Bard". | 1 | 20 (x3) Triple-hard Hit: Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor. Volley: Fires 3 projectiles that crit if you Perfect Hit. |
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Alien Ray Gun | UFO: Automatically obtained after defeating the aliens outside the probing room in "Alien Abduction". | 1 | 75 +30 Shock Strafe Hit: Hits a complete row of enemies. Shield Smash: Perfect Attack reduces shields by 5. |
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Bar Darts | Skeeter's Bar: Reward for completing the side quest "Rats in the Cellar". | 1 | 35 (x3) Sharp: Adds 10% damage on Perfect Attack. Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. Scatter: Hits up to 3 random targets. |
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Mongorian Bow | Tower of Peace: Automatically obtained after defeating the Mongolian children on the second floor. | 1 | 35 (x3) +10 Fire Triple-hard Hit: Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor. Triple-Hit: Weapon hits 3 times. Strong against shields. |
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Missile of Slowing | Kevin Stoley's House: Reward for completing the side quest Vulcan Around. | 1 | 75-93 Freezing: On Perfect Hit, Slows your target. Extra-hard Hit: Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor. |
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Battle Bow | Purchase from the shop at the Elven Kingdom. | 1 | 204 (x3) +100 Fire Thorns: Melee-attacking enemies take up to 50 damage. Triple-hard Hit: Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor.
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Elvish Longbow | Purchase from the shop at the Elven Kingdom. | 1 | 160 (x4) Quad-hard Hit: Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor. Volley: Fires 4 projectiles that crit if you Perfect Hit. |
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Longbow | Purchase from the shop at the Elven Kingdom. (x2) | 2 | 90-188 Volley: Fires 2 projectiles that crit if you Perfect Hit. Double-hard Hit: Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor. |
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Recurve Bow | Purchase from the shop at the Elven Kingdom. (x2) | 2 | 120-552 Volley: Fires 4 projectiles that crit if you Perfect Hit. Quad-hard Hit: Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor. |
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Chakram | Purchase from the shop at the Pleases and Sparkles Club. | 1 | 500 (x6) Chain: Bounces on 6 targets, as long as 3 remain. Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. |
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Fairy Princess Bow | Purchase from the shop at the Pleases and Sparkles Club. | 1 | 250 (x5) Sharp: Adds 20% damage on Perfect Attack. Penta-hard Hit: Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor. Volley: Fires 5 projectiles that crit is you Perfect Hit. |
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Crossbow of Impalement | Purchase from Jimbo's Guns. | 1 | 1000-2100 Strafe Hit: Hits a complete row of enemies. Double-hard Hit: Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor. |
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Wooden Crossbow | Purchase from Jimbo's Guns. | 1 | 80-100 Shield Smash: Perfect Attack reduces shields by 3. Reach: Perfect Attack hits the target plus enemy behind. Extra-hard Hit: Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor. |
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Batdadarang | Purchase from Mr. Mackey. | 1 | 140 (x5) Chain: Bounces on 5 targets, as long as 3 remain. Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. |
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Broken Bottle | Sewers: Loot from the hobo that is listening to Cornwallis Hankey singing (start quest "Dropping the Kids Off") | 1 | 50 (x4) +10 Gross Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. Scatter: Hits up to 4 random targets. |
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Grenade of Slowing | Jimbo's Guns: After completing "Big Game Huntin' with Jimbo", use the alien probe to teleport up to the yellow chest above Jimbo and Ned and loot it. | 1 | 800 Freezing: On Perfect Hit, Slows your target. Splash: Up to 4 adjacent targets are hit for half damage. |
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Discus of Bleeding | Banff, Canada: Break the pot on the right of the room to the left and step on the plate it was on. A door on the right side will open with a chest that contains it. | 1 | 1250 (x2) Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. Scatter: Hits up to 2 random targets. |
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Class Specific Weapons[]
These weapons can only be obtained when playing a specific Class (Fighter, Mage, Thief or Jew) in the game and are NOT part of the Collectables and the "Full Arsenal" Achievement.
Fighter Class[]
| Image | Name | Location/Quest | Slots | Attributes | Level |
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Halberd of the Warrior | Automatically obtained when promoted to Sir Douchebag after completing the "Call the Banners" quest. | 2 | 34-47 (x2) Warrior's Rage: Gain Attack Up after a Perfect Attack. Armored Strike: Weapon damage increases by 2x your armor value. |
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Warrior's Axe | Kyle's House - Elven Kingdom: Inside the purple tent. | 2 | 32-45 (x4) Warrior's Rage: Gain Attack Up after a Perfect Attack. Armored Strike: Weapon damage increases by 4x your armor value. Numbing Strike: On Magic Attack, weakens target's attack. |
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Greatsword of the Warrior | Automatically obtained when promoted to Commander Douchebag after completing the "Gain New Allies" quest. | 2 | 32-45 (x4) Warrior's Rage: Gain Attack Up after a Perfect Attack. Armored Strike: Weapon damage increases by 4x your armor value. Rend: Destroys 50 armor on Perfect Attack. |
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Laser Sword | Inside the yellow chest at the School in the Fourth Grade Classroom during the "Attack the School" quest. | 1 | 32-45 (x4) +100 Shock Warrior's Rage: Gain Attack Up after a Perfect Attack. Armored Strike: Weapon damage increases by 4x your armor value. |
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Warhammer | Kyle's House - Elven Kingdom: Inside the "King's Forest" (Gnome dust required). | 1 | 292-406 (x2) Warrior's Rage: Gain Attack Up after a Perfect Attack. Armored Strike: Weapon damage increases by 5x your armor value. Shield Smash: Perfect Attack reduces shields by 2. |
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Greataxe of the Warrior | Automatically obtained when promoted to King Douchebag after completing the "Beat Up Clyde" quest. | 1 | 825-1146 (x2) Warrior's Rage: Gain Attack Up after a Perfect Attack. Armored Strike: Weapon damage increases by 5x your armor value. Rend: Destroys 100 armor on Perfect Attack. |
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Mage Class[]
| Image | Name | Location/Quest | Slots | Attributes | Level |
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Wand of Wizarding | Automatically obtained when promoted to Sir Douchebag after completing the "Call the Banners" quest. | 2 | 16-22 (x3) +20 Fire Burning Surge: Gain 2 PP on Perfect Attack on a Burning target. |
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Ice Wand | Kyle's House - Elven Kingdom: Inside the purple tent. | 1 | 36-51 (x3) +30 Frost Frozen Surge: Gain 5 PP vs a Slowed target. |
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Fire Wand | Automatically obtained when promoted to Commander Douchebag after completing the "Gain New Allies" quest. | 1 | 47-66 (x4) +50 Fire Burning Surge: Gain 3 PP on Perfect Attack on a Burning target. |
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Star Wand | Inside the yellow chest at the School in the Fourth Grade Classroom during the "Attack the School" quest. | 2 | 139-193 (x3) Surprise Hit: +1% damage against a Sleeping target. Burning Surge: Gain 4 PP on Perfect Attack on a Burning target. Slow Surge: Gain 3 PP on Perfect Attack on a Slow target. |
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Shocking Staff | Kyle's House - Elven Kingdom: Inside the "King's Forest" (Gnome dust required). | 1 | 221-307 (x2) +150 Shock Numbing Strike: On Perfect Attack, weakens target's attack. |
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Wizard's Staff | Automatically obtained when promoted to King Douchebag after completing the "Beat Up Clyde" quest. | 1 | 431-598 (x3) +400 Fire Combustion: On a magic attack, burning damage applies instantly. Burning Surge: Gain 4 PP on Perfect Attack on a Burning target. |
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Thief Class[]
| Image | Name | Location/Quest | Slots | Attributes | Level |
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Push Dagger | Automatically obtained when promoted to Sir Douchebag after completing the "Call the Banners" quest. | 1 | 19-27 (x3) Piercing: Penetrates 5 enemy armor. Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. |
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Poignard | Kyle's House - Elven Kingdom: Inside the purple tent. | 2 | 31-43 (x4) Piercing: Penetrates 25% of enemy armor. Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. |
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Throwing Knife | Automatically obtained when promoted to Commander Douchebag after completing the "Gain New Allies" quest. | 1 | 55 (x4) Piercing: Penetrates 50 enemy armor. Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. Sharp: Adds 25% damage on Perfect Attack. Scatter: Hits up to 4 random targets. |
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Sword Breaker | Inside the yellow chest at the School in the Fourth Grade Classroom during the "Attack the School" quest. | 1 | 106-147 (x4) Numbing Strike: On Perfect Attack, weakens target's attack. Block: -10% damage when blocking. |
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Assassin's Dagger | Kyle's House - Elven Kingdom: Inside the "King's Forest" (Gnome dust required). | 2 | 110-153 (x5) Piercing: Penetrates 25% of enemy armor. Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. Executioner's Joy: Gain 100 HP when you kill an enemy. |
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Fucking Ninja Stars | Automatically obtained when promoted to King Douchebag after completing the "Beat Up Clyde" quest. | 1 | 333 (x6) Piercing: Penetrates 25% of enemy armor. Sharp: Adds 25% damage on Perfect Attack. Jagged: Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack. Scatter: Hits up to 6 random targets. |
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Jew Class[]
| Image | Name | Location/Quest | Slots | Attributes | Level |
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Holy Staff | Automatically obtained when promoted to Sir Douchebag after completing the "Call the Banners" quest. | 2 | 31-44 (x2) +10 Holy Vengeance: Deal 5% more damage when below 25% health. |
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Izmel of the Faithful | Kyle's House - Elven Kingdom: Inside the purple tent. | 2 | 41-57 (x3) Numbing Strike: On Perfect Attack, weakens target's attack. |
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Holy Lance | Automatically obtained when promoted to Commander Douchebag after completing the "Gain New Allies" quest. | 1 | 121-169 (x2) Reach: Perfect Attack hits the target plus enemy behind. Sharp: Adds 20% damage on Perfect Attack. Strength of Torment: +10% damage per debuff on you. |
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Sica Dagger of the Faithful | Inside the yellow chest at the School in the Fourth Grade Classroom during the "Attack the School" quest. | 1 | 93-129 (x5) +20 Holy Vengeance: Deal 10% more damage when below 25% health. |
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Holy Poker of the Faithful | Kyle's House - Elven Kingdom: Inside the "King's Forest" (Gnome dust required). | 2 | 309-430 (x2) +50 Holy Strength of Torment: +10% damage per debuff on you. Vengeance: Deal 10% more damage when below 25% health. |
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Morning Star of David | Automatically obtained when promoted to King Douchebag after completing the "Beat Up Clyde" quest. | 2 | 721-1002 (x2) +500 Holy Reach: Perfect Attack hits the target plus enemy behind. Vengeance: Deal 10% more damage when below 25% health. Strength of Torment: +10% damage per debuff on you. |
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