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This page lists all notable quotes voiced out by Mysterion (Kenny McCormick) in South Park: The Fractured But Whole.

Overview

Mysterion often talks about dark things like death and murder, and about fate; this can be related to his infamous inability to die.

He is especially hateful towards everyone, especially Vampires, labeling them as 'lame'.

He does however show a caring side, in particular towards his sister in From Dusk till Casa Bonita, where he tries to convince her not to be friends with the Vampires.

Field/Story

  • During The Chaos Gambit
    • "You wanna get back there? Not a chance. The Doc is working on something that will save us all."
    • "This area is off limits."
    • "I don't trust you, Butthole, but I'll let you prove me wrong."
    • "I got my eye on you, Butthole."
    • "Shit's going south real fast in this town."
  • During The Thin White Line
    • "What a bunch of dicks."
    • "What are you assholes doing here?"
    • "This isn't going to get any easier, but those cops need to pay."
    • "Tupperware's tupperware just saved his ass."
    • "Scrambles?"
    • "WHAT?!"
    • "THAT'S IT, NEW KID! WE'RE GONNA RIP YOU APART!"
    • "I've always been a big fan of revenge."
    • "Get that traitor!"
    • "YOU FUCKING ANIMAL!"
  • During The Thin White Line, wrong way
    • "What are you running errands? We got a police station to infiltrate, and it ain't that way."
  • During The Thin White Line, Jared spared
    • "You got a soft heart, kid. Maybe TOO soft."
  • During The Thin White Line, Jared not spared
    • "Some criminals don't deserve mercy."
    • "That's something you don't see every day. A fart execution."
  • During The Thin White Line, Jared defeated
    • "Whatever they got in the basement can't be worse than this puke."
  • During The Many Asses of Dr. Mephesto
    • "WE CAN'T BEAT THIS THING!"
    • "Let's get the fuck out the here!"
    • "Is... Oh shit! Oh no!"
  • During Farts of Future Past
    • "HOLY SHIT, DUDE!"
    • "We don't have time for this! Stand aside! We have to get to Cartman!"
    • "WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO, FATASS!"
    • 'WE AREN'T PLAYING ANYMORE! WE KNOW EVERYTHING! SHOW US YOUR LEFT HAND!"
    • "SHOW US YOUR FUCKING LEFT HAND!"
    • "COME ON! WE CAN STILL STOP THIS FUCKER!"
    • "I have no fucking idea."
    • "You all happy now?"
  • When Therapy Wars has been completed
    • "I heard about what you did for Tweek and Craig. You're all right, Butthole."
  • During From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • "ButtLord, I need your help. Vampires have taken my sister, Karen. We have to save her. Get on the DLC Bus and come here now. I can't do it without you."
    • "I knew I could count on you. Those fucking vampires kidnapped my sister and brought her here. Who knows what horrible things they're doing to her. You ready to do this?"
    • "Good. We have to stop them. Some do not believe in vampires but they are very real. I know we've got other problems back in South Park, but I can't let those monsters hurt my sister."
    • "Before we go in, I need to know that you can handle yourself. Take out these guys and I'll know you're ready."
    • "Coon, what are you doing here?"
    • "Fuck you, dude!"
    • "This could only mean one thing..."
    • "Look, it's Corey Haim! Get him!"
    • "At least she's not a Vamp Kid."
  • With Henrietta Biggle, during From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • Henrietta: "You ever look around a restaurant and imagine who is the most dead inside?"
      Mysterion: "My family can't really afford to go to restaurants."
      Henrietta: "Oh, that's kinda goth."
  • Female New Kid idle
    • "You kinda remind me of my sister, New Kid. I have this weird urge to protect you."
  • Talked to, before completing The Samaritan Agenda
    • "You wanna get back there? No chance. The Doc is working on something that will save us all."
  • Turning down a selfie
    • "Not so fast. Prove that you really want to be here first."
  • Taking a selfie with the New Kid
    • "Let's do it. You're a real Freedom Pal Now."
    • "Thanks for your help, Butthole! We should take a selfie."
  • After selfie
    • "Keeper."
    • "Thanks again, Butthole."
    • "Even if we're different sides, Butthole, you really helped me out, thanks."
  • Attacked
    • "Ow, dammit."
    • "What the hell, dude?"
  • Farted on
    • "Careful with that thing, Butthole!"
    • "Jesus Christ."

Battle

  • Selected
    • "Let's settle this."
    • "Mysterion!"
    • "Present."
  • Battle start
    • "Today is the last day of the rest of your life."
  • Battle start, versus Shub-Niggurath, The Thin White Line
    • "We have to end this now!"
  • Battle start, versus Many-Assed Sixth Graders, The Many Asses of Dr. Mephesto
    • "Okay, let's kick some asses."
  • Turn start
    • "It's time."
    • "If I'm not your worst nightmare...I aspire to be."
    • "Make way for Mysterion."
    • "This is my time."
    • "Prepare to meet your end."
    • "This might get ugly."
  • Turn start, in low health
    • "I...can't...be defeated."
    • "I...can't...die. But you can!"
  • Turn start, Civil War 2: Playtime's Over
    • "You're outmatched. Give up before you embarrass yourselves."
    • "Fighting Doctor Timothy is a mistake beyond your comprehension!"
  • Turn start, versus Many-Assed Cats, The Many Asses of Dr. Mephesto
    • "Watch out for their claws! And butts."
  • Turn start after Corey Haim possessing Karen McCormick, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • "The vamps are trying to take you once and for all! Fight them!"
    • "Karen, snap out of it! You've got to fight Corey Haim!"
  • Turn start versus Vampires, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • "I got some bad news about vampire immortality."
    • "You want darkness? I can do darkness."
    • "The forces of lameness will never win!"
    • "Next I'll knock your stupid arm socks off."
  • Turn start versus Head Vampire, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • "Dude, frosted tips aren't cool, they're lame as fuck."
  • New Kid turn start
    • "Go, Butthole!"
  • New Kid turn start versus Corey Haim, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • "Just focus on not dying, OK?"
  • New Kid turn start, Civil War
    • "You're on the wrong side of this, New Kid."
    • "Think about what you're doing, New Kid!"
    • "Cartman's only working for himself, New Kid."
  • With Mike Makowski, after Vampire first using ability in VIP Room, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • "God, even your opening moves are lame!"
  • New wave of Vampires, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • "More? Bring 'em on."
  • Ally idle
    • "You guys want to grab something to eat after this?"
  • Ally idle, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • "God, I hate themed birthday parties."
  • Attacking
    • "No mercy."
  • After attacking
    • "Today you crossed paths with the wrong immortal fourth grader."
    • "Weep not for thine enemies. They're, like, total assholes."
  • After using Demonic Fury
    • "Fate brought us together so that I could tear you apart."
  • After using Demonic Fury on Vampire, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • "Thought that might knock some sense into you."
  • Using Dread Rush, Dark Whisper, or Cruel Fate
    • "You won't see me coming."
    • "Here we go."
  • After using Dread Rush
    • "You have no idea what you're dealing with."
    • "It's only gonna get worse."
  • After using Dread Rush on Vampire, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • "I'm just "expressing" myself."
  • After using Cruel Fate
    • "I'll see you in hell, you guys."
  • After ally attacking
    • "Yes...hasten their journey to the hereafter."
    • "That looked painful."
    • "Brutal. I like it."
    • "Nice one."
  • After Call Girl using Phone Destroyer
    • "It was their destiny to get their social security numbers released to the internet."
  • After Henrietta using Cigarette Burn
    • "Smoking is pretty cool."
  • Targeted by Satanic Seal
    • "Thanks, Satan. Now we're even."
    • "I'll take it."
  • Targeted by Baleful Blessing
    • "You won't like me when I'm possessed by demons."
  • Targeted by Baleful Blessing versus Corey Haim, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • "Now I'm gonna do something bad."
  • After Human Kite using Wrath of Kite
    • "Kill or be killed, Human Kite. Only I can do both."
  • After New Kid attacking
    • "You're doing good work, New Kid... Fate's work."
    • "Fear the Butthole!"
  • New Kid attacked
    • "You shouldn't make the Butthole angry."
    • "The Butthole always wins in the end."
  • After New Kid using Dire Shroud on self
    • "Nice. Now you've got a shield AND health Regen on your next turn!"
    • "The New Kid's powered up and pissed."
  • After New Kid using Dire Shroud on enemy
    • "Yeah, I'm a fan of the offensive tactic too."
  • After New Kid using Ghastly Grasp
    • "Careful, Butthole. Messing with the undead is risky."
    • "Aww, you scared 'em."
    • "Fuckin' dark, dude."
  • Targeted by Dire Shroud
    • "Ready or not, here I come!"
  • After New Kid using Soul Slash
    • "Good form, ButtLord!"
    • "Lean into it next time!"
  • After Mosquito using Pandemic Pestilence
    • "Fate can be cruel, and kind of icky."
  • After Tupperware using Tupper Tornado
    • "Life is frail. You are not."
  • After a Timefart Glitch
    • "You don't get to go."
  • After a Timefart Pause
    • "Butthole sure has some violent gas."
    • "There was more to that fart than meets the eye."
  • After a Timefart summon
    • "We're up to our necks in Buttholes."
    • "Another Butthole, huh? Why not."
  • Vampire defeated, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • "Mortality's a bitch."
    • "One less vamp douche."
    • "Now you've got something to be emo about."
    • "Who's mortal now?"
  • After using healing item on self or ally
    • "Heal up."
    • "Oh, that's potent."
  • New Kid healed or Protected
    • "Use it well, Butthole."
  • Healed or Protected
    • "Thank you."
    • "I feel that...all over."
  • Reviving
    • "You need this more than me."
  • Attacked
    • "Crap."
    • "So lame."
    • "I...will remember that."
    • "You don't want to hit me again."
    • "Curses."
    • "Damn you!"
    • "I felt that."
    • "Shit."
    • "Quit trying so hard!"
    • "You're gonna regret that."
  • Corey Haim possessing Karen McCormick, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • "No! He's possessing Karen!"
  • After Corey Haim possessing Karen McCormick, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • "Get out of Karen's body, you bastard!"
  • Attacked by Jared, The Thin White Line
    • "What a waste of a perfectly good sandwich."
  • Attacked by Vampire, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • "Try again, dorks."
  • Ally attacked
    • "Show no weakness!"
    • "You don't look so great."
  • Ally attacked by Vampire, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • "That's so fucking lame."
  • Defeated
    • "Oh, right, Mysterion's dead, you guys."
  • Fighting Jared, after Jared speaks, The Thin White Line
    • "I'm gonna kick your ass."
    • "You've got a lot of bad karma coming your way."
  • The Coon defeated
    • "We've lost the Coon! Oh well."
    • "The Coon has gone to the Great Beyond!"
  • After Mitch Conner cheats, To Catch a Coon
    • "You cheating asshole!"
    • "Cut the bullshit, Coon!"
    • "Hey that's bullshit!"
    • "Come the fuck on!"
    • "Liar!"
    • "Bullshit!"
  • New Kid defeated, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • "This is fucking embarrassing."
  • New Kid targeted by Satanic Seal
    • "Butthole's supercharged!"
  • After Shub-Niggurath devouring Crooked Cop White Meat, The Thin White Line
    • "Death is coming. Better run."
  • Bleeding
    • "I guess bloodshed was inevitable."
  • Enraged
    • "There are no words for my anger."
  • Lifesteal
    • "Bonus."
    • "Beautiful."
  • Victory
    • "Retribution but with Inclusion!"
    • "This was only going to end one way."
    • "I felt good about that."
  • Dialogue
    • With Call Girl, after using Demonic Fury
      • Call Girl: "Mysterion, you're a beast!"
        Mysterion: "Well you know, I have been working out."
    • With Call Girl, after using Dread Rush
      • Call Girl: "I bet the Mysterion fan page is blowing up!"
        Mysterion: "That's why I'm getting a movie in Phase 1!"
    • With Call Girl, attacked
      • Call Girl: "Ha! Mysterion didn't even flinch."
        Mysterion: "I did a little bit."
    • With The Coon, The Coon turn start after Corey Haim possessing Karen McCormick, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
      • The Coon: "Wow, how does it feel to know Corey Haim is inside your sister?"
        Mysterion: "Cartman, I fucking swear to god."
    • With The Coon, self or ally idle
      • The Coon: "Mysterion, are you like a goth or ninja or what?"
        Mysterion: "I'm a wandering soul who can never truly die."
        The Coon: "Jesus, dramatic much?"
    • With The Coon, after attacking
      • Mysterion: "Today you crossed paths with the wrong immortal fourth grader." / "Weep not for thine enemies. They're, like, total assholes."
        The Coon: "You're kind of a fucking downer, Mysterion."
      • Mysterion: "Today you crossed paths with the wrong immortal fourth grader." / "Weep not for thine enemies. They're, like, total assholes."
        The Coon: "God dammit, Mysterion! Would it kill you to be a little more upbeat?"
        Mysterion: "I doubt it."
    • With The Coon, after The Coon using Coon Lunge
      • Mysterion: "Fate guides your claws, Coon."
        The Coon: "Fuck you, Mysterion. Fate ain't the boss of these fucking sweet claws!"
    • With The Coon, The Coon attacked
      • ​The Coon: "You fuck with the Coon, you answer to his friends. Right, guys?"
        Mysterion: "Fuck you, dude!"
    • With Corey Haim, turn start after Corey Haim possessing Karen McCormick, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
      • Mysterion: "Karen, snap out of it! You've got to fight Corey Haim!"
        Corey Haim: "That's ignorant!"
    • With Fastpass, after attacking
      • Mysterion: "Today you crossed paths with the wrong immortal fourth grader."
        Fastpass: "That was some dark shit, man."
    • With Fastpass, after using Demonic Fury
      • Fastpass: "You're a pretty intense dude, Mysterion."
        Mysterion: "I got a lot on my mind."
      • Mysterion: "Fate brought us together so that I could tear you apart."
        Fastpass: "That was some dark shit, man."
    • With Fastpass, after self or ally attacking
      • Mysterion: "Weep not for thine enemies. They're, like, total assholes."
        Fastpass: "That was some dark shit, man."
    • With Fastpass, after Fastpass attacking
      • Mysterion: "Live fast and die young. You have the right idea, Fastpass."
        Fastpass: "Yeah, I learned that one from a Family Circus strip."
      • Mysterion: "Press the attack while you still draw breath."
        Fastpass: "That was some dark shit, man."
    • With Henrietta, turn start, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
      • Mysterion: "You want darkness? I can do darkness."
        Henrietta: "Wow, that's pretty goth."
    • With Henrietta, after using Dark Whisper
      • Henrietta: "I think you're actually scaring me."
        Mysterion: "Happy to help."
    • With Henrietta, after Henrietta first using Cigarette Burn, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
      • Mysterion: "Whoa, are you Pyromancer class?"
        Henrietta: "Try Satanist."
    • With Henrietta, after Henrietta using Satanic Seal
      • Mysterion: "You're a mostly good witch, huh?"
        Henrietta: "Just don't get on my bad side."
    • With Henrietta, after Henrietta using Black Mass
      • Mysterion: "Damn, that's hardcore goth."
        Henrietta: "Obviously."
      • Mysterion: "Wow, that's dark."
        Henrietta: "Yeah, thanks."
      • Henrietta: "It's good to have friends in dark places."
        Mysterion: "I'll say."
    • With Human Kite, turn start, final battle, Farts of Future Past
      • Mysterion: "Knock off the bullshit, Kite."
        Human Kite: "I'm not doing anything, dude. It's Mitch!"
    • With Human Kite, after using Demonic Fury
      • Human Kite: "Wow, dude, it's like you have zero fear of death."
        Mysterion: "I'm not the one who needs to be afraid."
    • With Human Kite, after Human Kite using Wrath of Kite
      • Mysterion: "Death comes on plastic wings."
        Human Kite: "Actually, I kinda made 'em out of Mylar and this polyurethane stuff."
    • With Human Kite, character other than Human Kite attacked
      • ​Human Kite: "I'll make them pay for that!"
        Mysterion: "No. Vengeance will be mine alone."
    • With Karen McCormick, after attacking Vampire, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
      • ​Karen McCormick: "You're hurting my friends, Guardian Angel!"
        Mysterion: "They've glamoured you, Karen! They're vampires!"
    • With Mike Makowski, attacked by Vampire Griefer, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
      • Mike Makowski: "Tremble before the power of Vampir!"
        Mysterion: "You couldn't make a rabbit tremble."
    • With Mike Makowski, Vampire defeated, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
      • Mike Makowski: "Hey, what am I gonna tell that kid's parents?"
        Mysterion: "That you're an asshole and your party sucks?"
        Mike Makowski: "Aww come on, that's not cool."
    • With Mitch Conner, turn start, To Catch a Coon
      • Mysterion: "Stop before I break your fucking hand."
        Mitch Conner: "Not if I break you first, Mysterion. Which I will!"
    • With Mitch Conner, turn start, Farts of Future Past
      • Mitch Conner: "You're up. Who're you gonna fight, Freedom Pal?"
        Mysterion: "To be honest, I'd be happy hitting either of you assholes right now."
    • With Mosquito, after Mosquito attacking
      • Mysterion: "Shuffle thine enemies from this mortal coil, Mosquito."
        Mosquito: "If you mean suck their blood and stuff, you got it!"
    • With Professor Chaos, after attacking
      • Professor Chaos: "We should totally team up!"
        Mysterion: "Mysterion works alone."
        Professor Chaos: "Really? I mean, we're kinda working together right now."
        Mysterion: "Mysterion works alone."
        Professor Chaos: "Well, ok then."
      • Professor Chaos: Gee whiz, Mysterion, you're really cool."
        Mysterion: "I know."
    • With Super Craig, after using Dread Rush
      • Super Craig: "You're so melodramatic, dude."
        Mysterion: "I got a lot of pathos."
        Super Craig: "You should get that looked at."
    • With Super Craig, self or ally idle
      • Mysterion: "Hey Craig, think you could have a shittier costume?"
        Super Craig: "Does it look like I care?"
        Mysterion: "Well, that's kind of my point."
    • With Super Craig, after Super Craig attacking
      • Mysterion: "Nice technique."
        Super Craig: "I've got a black belt in not giving a shit."
    • With Toolshed, after attacking
      • Toolshed: "Not sure those powers of yours are up to code."
        Mysterion: "I am not bound by your natural laws."
    • With Toolshed, after Toolshed using Spiral Power
      • Mysterion: "Fight or fail, what does it matter? You'll be dust in a hundred years anyway."
        Toolshed: "Oh, god, you're right!"
    • With Vampire, turn start, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
      • Mysterion: "Next I'll knock your stupid arm socks off."
        Vampire: "They're battle gauntlets, from the ancient ones!"
    • With Vampire, ally attacked by Vampire, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
      • Mysterion: "That's so fucking lame."
        Vampire: "No, it's not!"
    • With Wonder Tweek, Wonder Tweek idle, The Thin White Line
      • Wonder Tweek: "Hey, you know I was mostly OK with fighting old people, but taking on the whole police station? This is some serious shit!"
        Mysterion: "Sometimes heroes have to work outside the law, Tweek."
    • With Wonder Tweek, attacked
      • Wonder Tweek: "Mysterion, look out!"
        Mysterion: "A little late, dude."

Trivia

He is the only original member of Freedom Pals that responds to The Coon's line: "You fuck with the Coon, you answer to his friends. Right, guys?". In response, he says: "Fuck you, dude!"

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