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Towelie is Towelie's Neutral set card in South Park: Phone Destroyer.

When summoned, Towelie will inhale cannabis from a hookah, getting high and generating a blue aura around him, which slows down the movement and attack speed of any surrounding enemies.


  • Summoned
    • "You're a towel!"
    • "Don't forget to bring a towel."
    • "That is some good shit."
    • "Vape on this, bitch!"
  • Idle
    • "Maximum absorbency!"
  • Defeated
    • "Nice try, but I'm a towel!"
    • "Yep, that's good shit."
    • "Whatever."


Update History

  • 04/20/18
    • Added to game.
  • 05/17/18
    • Bug involving slowed cards remaining slowed if mind controlled fixed.
  • 05/31/18
    • Added to PVP packs and PVP lockers.
  • 08/31/18
    • Added to free packs and main shop packs.
  • 01/08/19
    • Ability slowdown increased by 14%.



  • The event in which this card was first released began on April 20th 2018. This date, also known as 4/20 day, is an unofficial celebration day for cannabis users.
  • An Okama Gamesphere can be seen on the card art, which is a gaming system Towelie helped the boys get back in the episode "Towelie".