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Zen Cartman is Eric Cartman's Mystical set card in South Park: Phone Destroyer.

When his ability is activated, Zen Cartman causes all nearby enemies to direct their attacks to him, even Headhunters. Headhunters will resume attacking the New Kid once the ability duration ends, while normal units will continue to attack Zen Cartman.


  • Summoned
    • "Reincarnation better be sweet."
    • "Namaste, friends."
    • "I am at peace."
    • "Namaste."
  • Idle
    • "At one with the universe."
  • Defeated
    • "Fuuuuck..."


Update History

  • 09/07/17
    • Ability no longer affects allies.
    • Ability no longer remains effective after death.
  • 12/20/17
    • Ability radius decreased to 2.2.
  • 05/17/18
    • Bug involving headhunters continuing to attack Zen Cartman after his ability ending fixed.
  • 02/25/19
    • Bug where Zen Cartman's charge meter remains visible after being affected by Hercules Clyde's ability fixed.
    • Bug where Powerfist and Prophet Dougie still apply their abilities to the New Kid after hitting Zen Cartman fixed.
    • Bug where some Warcry abilities do not apply after the unit is taunted by Zen Cartman fixed.


  • This is the only non-totem unit in the game with no attack.
  • Zen Cartman is meditating in the middle of Stark's Pond in the card art.